Pocket book from Manila – joeblogsf1

It’s 4 within the morning and it’s already Christmas in Manila. OK, that appears a little bit odd in October, however the decorations are up and the halls of the darkened airport are decked with boughs of holly. There aren’t any bells jingling, no youngsters listening, nor any treetops glistening and if there are snowmen someplace, they won’t be frosty as a result of it’s too damned sizzling.

Nonetheless, that is an eccentric a part of the world. On the flight throughout the South China Sea from Singapore, the aircraft handed over the much-disputed Spratly Islands, which a number of nations want to management, presumably as a result of they discover it helpful to have restricted provides of guano (which is the excrement of seabirds). The Chinese language have even constructed some air bases in order that they may have squadrons of fighters able to be scrambled, to defend their guano from evil international invaders.

We reside in a weird world in the meanwhile. Within the airport in Manila there are kiosks promoting meals (money solely) which embody a number of culinary crimes towards humanity: croissants with sausages inside them and pizzas topped with roast beef and bacon (collectively). But no-one right here appears to be perturbed by such atrocities. They would favor to argue over guano.

For causes that I can’t fairly clarify, Manilla jogged my memory of a sinister American counter-insurgency professional known as Edward G Lansdale, about whom I studied a few years in the past. Lansdale was a person of his period, satisfied that Communists wished to rule the world and he was intent on stopping them. In his quest to discombobulate the Reds, he successfully invented psychological warfare, utilizing native superstitions and folklore tales to terrify anybody who was supporting communist rebels within the Philippines. He did have some odd concepts, together with flying quiet planes over insurgent areas on cloudy days, with loudspeakers blasting out curses within the Tagalog language to persuade the locals that the gods had been sad with them.  He had groups of graffiti artists who went out at evening and painted evil eyes on the partitions of homes belonging to supporters of the rebels.

My specific favorite was when he found the legend of the aswang, a blood-drinking vampire-like creature that lived within the forests of Luzon. He determined it will be good to liquidate just a few captured rebels, drain their blood and make holes of their necks, and by doing so persuade others not to enter the forests…

At one level, nevertheless, he went a little bit far when he prompt that they may simulate the second coming, utilizing phosphorous flares to create celestial mild, in an effort to present the god-less locals that Christianity was the correct path.

He was despatched into retirement in La-La Land.

Nonetheless, Lansdale had a degree. In South East Asia among the folks imagine some very odd issues (such because the Spratly Islands having any worth).

It rained slightly lots in Singapore on Sunday evening, delaying the beginning of the Grand Prix. It was the primary time that this had occurred within the historical past of the race, even if it has been going since 2008 and is all the time held within the storm season, when there’s not often a day with no huge storm. My supply for the next story is very dependable, however I’ll depart it to you determine whether it is credible. The Singapore Grand Prix, so they are saying, employed a neighborhood witch physician to forged spells to make sure that rain didn’t fall when the races had been on. Alongside got here the pandemic and Singapore disappeared from F1 for 3 years. When the race was revived this 12 months, the Grand Prix known as up the witch physician and found that the outdated fellow had gone to the nice witch surgical procedure within the sky and so a brand new witch physician was required. An acceptable alternative was discovered however no-one was fairly certain if his magic would work. It didn’t.

If you happen to don’t imagine a phrase of this, I’m not shocked, however whereas researching the thought I did detect the very fact that there’s a shopping center in Singapore, known as the Fu Lu Shou Complicated, which specialises in mystical and magical merchandise. I additionally learn a beautiful story of a Singaporean girl known as Bambi, who says that she earns $50,000 a month casting spells, promoting haunted dolls, studying tarot playing cards and making candles within the type of genitalia, that are standard as a result of they’re supposed to help replica if you mild them.

Maybe she may earn extra if she bundled the candles with bottles of Champagne as candlelight and bubbles have usually labored in these issues previously…

F1 appears to be within the thrall of Asia in the meanwhile (in all probability as a result of the travelling circus is at present over there) and the paddock in Singapore was a busy place – when it was not raining. The subjects had been a lot as regular, though there was the added conundrum of whether or not Dietrich Mateschitz, the pressure behind Crimson Bull, was lifeless (as some insisted), or whether or not he was nonetheless alive and other people (for causes unknown) had been making an attempt to cover this truth. I actually can’t see why anybody would wish to do this, however there isn’t any query that the sources had been at odds. This could in all probability amuse Mateschitz (previously or current tense) as a result of he all the time preferred to be slightly secretive.

Th paddock had just a few guests with ambitions to run System 1 races sooner or later (which isn’t uncommon). Essentially the most fascinating for me was the delegation from Osaka. For individuals who don’t know the distinction between Fukui and Fukuoka, or that Kyoto is an anagram of Tokyo, it’s best to say that Osaka is 500 miles to the west of Tokyo, on the shores of the Inland Sea. If you happen to take the quickest Shinkansen “bullet prepare” (generally known as the Nozomi) it takes two and a half hours to journey the 300 or so miles between the 2 cities. Osaka is both the second or third largest metropolis in Japan, relying in your interpretation of the nation’s sophisticated administrative boundaries.

Anyway, race followers will know that the house of F1 in Japan is Suzuka, the Honda-owned circuit positioned near Ise Bay, south of Nagoya, which is between Tokyo and Osaka. Just about everybody likes Suzuka and it has all the time had an enormous crowd, though it isn’t a simple place to get to. F1 at present has a contract to proceed to race there till the top of 2024 and can in all probability keep longer if Honda decides to stay lively in F1. The System 1 group, nevertheless, may favor elsewhere. The Japanese GP has been held at Mount Fuji previously however that is susceptible to torrential rain and equally tough to entry. And neither venue is “a vacation spot metropolis”.

Osaka is.

In 2025 the town will host the World Expo on a man-made island, known as Yumeshima (actually “Dream Island”).  The plans permit for 285,000 guests a day, with a brand new station linked to the Osaka Metro. The massive query is what occurs to the location after Expo. In latest days MGM Resorts Worldwide has introduced that it has settlement to develop Yumeshima into “an built-in resort” which is able to embody three accommodations, a on line casino, conference and exhibition house, banqueting halls, leisure venues and so forth. It will value $9 billion and can purpose to draw tens of millions of tourists every year. It was fascinating to see numerous folks from the Osaka Conference & Tourism Bureau turning up in Singapore to debate placing a circuit on the island. Considered one of them even had a enterprise card which stated: ‘F1 Enterprise Growth Supervisor”.

Those that learn about MGM may leap to the conclusion that this might all be linked to the continued F1 challenge in Las Vegas, however I’m instructed it’s a pure coincidence…

Speaking of Vegas, F1 will quickly have the ability to reveal its plans for its pit and paddock growth within the metropolis. All of it appears fairly spectacular advert I’m instructed the large push shall be to advertise the services as being probably the most technologically-advanced constructing on this planet. What this implies isn’t totally clear in the meanwhile however it’s sure to incorporate unprecedented ranges of useful resource effectivity and clever options. This shall be a helpful promotional instrument for the game. I’m instructed that it’ll not solely be sustainable  however shall be so environment friendly that it’ll steadiness all emissions created throughout building and even, maybe, within the manufacturing of all supplies required for the development. It’s all good for F1’s sustainability programmes, though till the game counts the emissions produced by spectators on their strategy to and from the monitor, it’s all a bit airy-fairy. From what I hear there shall be a lined paddock, between the pit buildings and the crew workplaces, and there shall be bridges linking the 2, in order that VIPs can swan round with out getting in the way in which as a lot as they at present do. The pit constructing will even function an enormous F1 emblem, which shall be flat on the roof, it will use dynamic digital illumination strategies to advertise F1 day and evening as it’ll seen from all planes going into and out of the airport. The services will embody some type of everlasting F1 exhibition house that can purpose to attract guests all by means of the 12 months, serving to to advertise the game and generate revenues on the identical time.

Stefano Domenicali has been significantly busy in latest weeks with rumoured journeys to Panama and Seoul. Each are fascinating prospects. Panama is on the lookout for methods to rebuild its vacationer business, which used to draw 2.5 million guests a 12 months however managed only one.2 million in 2021.

Seoul is a superb thought as properly, though F1’s historical past in Korea isn’t sensible following the hopeless Korean Grand Prix, which was held within the marshes of Mokpo, 250 miles from the capital on the nation’s west coast. The thought was to construct a metropolis across the circuit and generate  a vacationer business for the entire area. It was an costly failure and the race stopped after 4 years. However Korea stays an enormous participant within the international automotive business, rating fifth in car manufacturing behind China, the USA, Japan and India, however forward of Germany. There’s a new president who appears eager to make use of sport to advertise the nation and is at present bidding for the Asian Cup soccer competitors in 2023, which was to be in China however was dumped by the Chinese language due to the pandemic.

Seoul has additionally just lately performed host to System E though few observed that this was occurring. Nonetheless, there’s large potential to construct an Albert Park-like monitor in public parkland alongside the Hangang river, with quick access to the town’s mass transit system. That is now an important ingredient in all new races as a result of spectator emissions are an issue for all sports activities to which individuals drive. Mass transit techniques are good. Automobiles are dangerous. Or that’s the concept in the meanwhile.

The failure of the South African GP to ship the products has led to new pondering in Africa. Kyalami is the one everlasting monitor that’s as much as something near F1 requirements, however there’s the opportunity of non permanent or semi-permanent tracks in Johannesburg. It’s price noting that there have been some avenue races in Soweto in 2008 and 2009 and these had been adopted by numerous F1 demonstration runs relationship again to 2014 when Ferrari ran an enormous avenue occasion in Soweto with Marc Gene driving an outdated Ferrari F60 to the delight of hundreds of spectators. Soweto is now fairly an elegant place and one of many major vacationer areas in Johannesburg. The district the place the Ferrari demonstration came about is subsequent to the FNB Stadium, alongside the Johannesburg Expo Centre, which is perhaps an awesome venue, alongside the strains of the monitor on the Arduous Rock Stadium in Miami.

There was a nice brunch involving Saudi Arabian GP figures and so they had been eager to debate no matter we wished to speak about, which supplied some fascinating dialogue concerning the goings-on within the Saudi consulate in Istanbul some time in the past, plus discussions about Houti missiles and the explosion on the Paris-Dakar Rally. That is truly a fairly good factor as a result of speaking about issues and perceptions in an open vogue is a step in the correct course. The Saudi Arabian Grand Prix, by the way in which, is prone to stay in Jeddah till 2028 as a result of though work is progressing on the development of a brand new circuit at Qiddiya, close to Riyadh, and the latest announcement of a contract with MotoGP (with out point out of a date or a venue), the purpose is to deliver the races to Qiddiya when the entire metropolis is completed, as a result of no-one desires to go racing on a constructing web site.

There have been a few huge TV bulletins in Singapore, notably about Sky renewing its offers in all three of its F1 markets: Britain, Germany and Italy. There was much less protection given to a deal that can see China Telecom buying the streaming rights for F1 in China for the rest of the 2022 System 1 season. Chinese language curiosity in F1 has not grown a lot even if my namesake Guanyu Zhou has had a promising first season, albeit hobbled considerably by Alfa Romeo’s unreliability. With out that he and Valtteri Bottas would have regarded an awesome deal higher. Though the Chinese language Grand Prix is on the calendar for 2023, you’ll be hard-pressed to seek out anybody who thinks it’ll occur. A lot will rely on what occurs with the twentieth Nationwide Congress of the Chinese language Communist Get together, which is because of start in Beijing on October 16. It will seemingly grant President Xi Jinping a 3rd time period as chief, however it’ll give him the chance to encompass himself with new folks and maybe some new insurance policies. The brand new management will set the tone for the nation’s international relations and can make choices relating to China’s COVID-19 coverage. These may influence on F1 if Xi continues to make belligerent noises about Taiwan (and the Spratly Islands, for that matter), nevertheless it may also outcome within the race shifting from Shanghai to Beijing. The 2 cities are continually making an attempt to outdo each other (within the custom of Sydney and Melbourne) and that may be an enormous win for Beijing. The phrase is that Xi want to have an evening race within the capital.

There was extra Chinese language information within the days earlier than the Singapore race as Geely took a 7.6 % stake in Aston Martin Lagonda, the troubled automotive firm that Lawrence Stroll is making an attempt to advertise utilizing the Aston Martin F1 crew.  This was one more refinancing of a agency that Stroll retains saying is fully-funded. It looks as if there’s some type of gap within the backside of the Aston Martin bucket as a result of cash simply retains draining away. Saudi Arabia’s Public Funding Fund now owns 18.7 % of the enterprise, whereas Stroll’s Yew Tree owns 19 %.

There was some discussions concerning the F1 driver market however as issues stand it appears to be like like Alpine will quickly announce that it has signed Pierre Gasly to accomplice Esteban Ocon. The crew will in all probability have Jack Doohan because the reserve driver in 2023. Scuderia AlphaTauri is anticipated to take Nyck de Vries instead of Gasly. Williams continues to be engaged on a deal for System 2 driver Logan Sargeant, whereas Haas says it has not determined something however the rumours counsel that Nico Hulkenberg is being thought of as Kevin Magnussen’s team-mate.

Daniel Ricciardo appears to be like set for a reserve driver position at Mercedes.

An terrible lot of waffle was flying round concerning the Value Cap with spin docs doing their factor to fire up the media right into a feeding frenzy on the topic. The message being peddled was that two groups have damaged the fee cap limits for 2021 – and there was loads of hypothesis concerning the FIA may do about it.  The purpose of all this appears to have been to guarantee that subject stays within the highlight in order that it can’t be brushed swiftly beneath the carpet. The foundations are literally pretty clear about what constitutes a breach and what the vary of penalties there may be.

The vagueness of the penalties is one thing that may trigger hassle and it is perhaps wiser if the FIA rid itself of the uncertainty of the sanctions and easily launched a system just like some American sports activities, the place there are spending restrictions in an effort to cease huge groups spending an excessive amount of. Groups ARE allowed to overspend however are then topic to a so-called “luxurious tax”, which is principally a surcharge when a crew exceeds the allowable limits. That is normally a a number of of the quantity overspent (maybe three or 5 occasions the overspend) and this cash is then put right into a pot and divided up between the responsible crew’s rivals. It’s a neat answer however, in fact, it doesn’t a lot matter in case you are a crew with none restrictions on spending.

A number of the extra eccentric media have billed the matter as an try by events to rearrange the results of the 2021 Worrd Championship to permit Lewis Hamilton to win.  I can’t say I imagine a phrase of that – and it will be a really dangerous thought as a result of some may then prefer to ask questions on different doubtful championship outcomes within the historical past of the game. Equally, one doesn’t need an excessive amount of digging round about again room offers as a result of that may depart numerous groups red-faced from previous adventures.

If that was the pondering behind Value Cap Gate, or no matter it’s being known as, then Edward G Lansdale could be pleased with the spin docs concerned. Nonetheless, it’s not Christmas, is it? So don’t count on any such presents within the days forward.

We’ve got to get by means of the horrors of Halloween first.

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